PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie sce